“My cat steals underwear and I come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back.”
“I was imitating a fight scene off this anime I watched and accidentally hit you in the face.”
“This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry.”
“I needed a drink of water after my shower but I forgot that I opened the blinds to my balcony and you just saw me walk into my kitchen naked.”
“I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please.”
“I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up.”
“You have just witnessed me cry over the ending to my favorite game before class began please don’t ever tell anyone about this.”
“I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting.”
“I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”
“You’re headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so I know you’re listening to educational children’s cartoon theme songs.”
“You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face.”
“You accidently broke my arm when you fell from a tree and landed on top of me.”
“I got my ass handed to me in SSB4 by this little kid and you were there to witness it.”
“I’ve never talked to you before but the teacher just used us as an example for a scenario where we are married.”
“Hello we are full grown adults fighting over this last balloon that’s shaped like a cats head.”
“I’m running late to school and you just hit me with your motorcycle cause you’re also late and no I don’t want to go to the hospital instead because I cannot miss this test just please give me a ride instead?”
“Please don’t tell anyone that I carry a stuffed animal around with me and even talk to it.”
“Hello I’m your boss and you’re the new employee who just saw me shove an entire cupcake into my mouth.”
“I’m watching The Lion King on my phone and I’m trying to hide the fact I’m sobbing uncontrollably but you notice anyway.”
“I was trying to ask for directions and you accidentally pepper sprayed me cause you thought I was your stalker.”
“Hey you called this number at like 3AM and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”
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She’d felt her heart stop and break before, she’d felt it a thousand times by now – but why did this time feel so much worse? Grell didn’t really want to think about it, she just wanted everything to stop.
Maybe she shouldn’t have been surprised, wasn’t that just what happened? They always found someone else, someone better, and then she was cast aside yet again. She’d just been foolish to think that Eric would be different, that maybe he would be a man that she could finally be safe with and that she wouldn’t have to learn to let go of.
It would have been better for to just learn to be lonely.
Her fists shook at her sides, turning away from him as her jaw clenched and she fought off the oncoming tears that burned like nothing else. Why did it ache so much? W H Y??? She didn’t have an answer and she knew he probably wouldn’t give her a good one anyway.
“Just go. Get out.” Her voice came out deadpan, devoid of anger and full of nothing but numbness. “Go back to them, before I slit your damn throat.” She wouldn’t cry where he could see, wouldn’t unleash the anger that was begging to rise out of her chest, this time, she wouldn’t let herself feel anything at all.
After all of the time they had spent together, Eric assumed that Grell would be able to tell the difference between a serious confession and a playful jab. Unfortunately, this wasn’t the case. “Aw, lass,” he purred, a wry grin curling at the corners of his mouth. “Wha’s go’ ye s’ wound up tha’ ye cannae tell when I’m jus’ jokin’ around?”
He went to her, arms spread wide to gather her into an embrace, should she choose to believe him. After all, it wouldn’t have been the first time she’d taken him too seriously.
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