Awkward First Meetings AUs 

toxixpumpkin:

• “My cat steals underwear and I come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back.”
• “I was imitating a fight scene off this anime I watched and accidentally hit you in the face.”
• “This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry.”
•  “I needed a drink of water after my shower but I forgot that I opened the blinds to my balcony and you just saw me walk into my kitchen naked.”
• “I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please.”
• “I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up.”
• “You have just witnessed me cry over the ending to my favorite game before class began please don’t ever tell anyone about this.”
• “I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting.”
• “I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”
• “You’re headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so I know you’re listening to educational children’s cartoon theme songs.”
• “You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face.”
• “You accidently broke my arm when you fell from a tree and landed on top of me.”
• “I got my ass handed to me in SSB4 by this little kid and you were there to witness it.”
• “I’ve never talked to you before but the teacher just used us as an example for a scenario where we are married.”
• “Hello we are full grown adults fighting over this last balloon that’s shaped like a cats head.”
• “I’m running late to school and you just hit me with your motorcycle cause you’re also late and no I don’t want to go to the hospital instead because I cannot miss this test just please give me a ride instead?”
• “Please don’t tell anyone that I carry a stuffed animal around with me and even talk to it.”
• “Hello I’m your boss and you’re the new employee who just saw me shove an entire cupcake into my mouth.”
• “I’m watching The Lion King on my phone and I’m trying to hide the fact I’m sobbing uncontrollably but you notice anyway.”
• “I was trying to ask for directions and you accidentally pepper sprayed me cause you thought I was your stalker.”
• “Hey you called this number at like 3AM and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”