enduringreaper:

William pursed his lips and narrowed his eyes like disgruntled child. “Not hardly. This is the outside of enough, Eric. Either take care of me properly, as laid down by the guidelines in the instruction memo (the details of my bedding preferences were on pages 2, and 5 subsection 3) that I handed you at the start of this, or leave me alone.” 

“I want tae take care o’ ye, Willie. But can’ we jus’ avoid the instructions an’ memos for once?” Eric sat on the edge of the bed beside his friend. His brow perked. “ ’m doin’ m’ best. But I don’ think tha’ even instructions will help me make a bed like ye do."