hanakotobawakodoku whispered:

""Hello there, pretty li'tle burd." Eric gave a sly grin to the woman he didn't recognize. "Thirsty for a drink?""

touchmylawnmower:

touchmylawnmower:

Ronald balked, jaw dropping. No. There was no way this was happening. Eric was his best friend, how could he not recognize him?!

“Eric! ‘S me!” He protested, looking disgusted. “Ronnie! Somethin’s gone wrong!”
 

Ronald couldn’t believe his rotten luck. Eric was a grade A dumbass sometimes. Back up against a cubicle wall, he couldn’t exactly escape. “Goddamnit Eric.” He repeated.

Eric hooked his finger beneath the woman’s chin, forcing her chin up. He smirked. “So ye still wan’ me tae be Eric? A’ right then, Ronnie.” Purring softly, he leaned close – intent on stealing a kiss.

  1. touchmylawnmower reblogged this from hanakotobawakodoku and added:
    “WHY ARE YOU SO GROSS?!” Ronald yelled. “WHO KISSES A GIRL HE’S JUST MET?!” He too, wiped his mouth on his hands. “I...
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    “Well how the bloody hell am I s'posed tae believe ye, ye bawheid!” Eric shouted angrily. He wiped his mouth on the back...
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