hanakotobawakodoku whispered:

""Hello there, pretty li'tle burd." Eric gave a sly grin to the woman he didn't recognize. "Thirsty for a drink?""

touchmylawnmower:

touchmylawnmower:

Ronald balked, jaw dropping. No. There was no way this was happening. Eric was his best friend, how could he not recognize him?!

“Eric! ‘S me!” He protested, looking disgusted. “Ronnie! Somethin’s gone wrong!”
 

“Oh my god you sick fuck!” Ronald yelped. There were many things wrong with the scenario, one particularly alarming was that Eric seemed perfectly fine “roleplaying” as himself and Ronald. Another was that he was definitely about to kiss him. His mind raced as he tried to think of what to do.

Eric sealed a kiss against the woman’s lips with a smirk. It was certainly an odd request, but he didn’t mind much. 

  1. touchmylawnmower reblogged this from hanakotobawakodoku and added:
    “WHY ARE YOU SO GROSS?!” Ronald yelled. “WHO KISSES A GIRL HE’S JUST MET?!” He too, wiped his mouth on his hands. “I...
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    “Well how the bloody hell am I s'posed tae believe ye, ye bawheid!” Eric shouted angrily. He wiped his mouth on the back...
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