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Send me ‘cuddle’ for my muses reaction to yours suddenly sitting next to them and wrapping both of them in a blanket.

“Eat shit, Hairball.” She full-body shoved against his side and put him in a headlock, giving him a noogie. 

“Ach!” Eric fell back, going to press his hands against her chest to shove her back – only to grab at a place he probably ought not grab. Flustered and frustrated, he growled, “Ye cunt! Get yerself off me or I’ll shove a cockroach down /yer/ throat!”