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Send me ‘cuddle’ for my muses reaction to yours suddenly sitting next to them and wrapping both of them in a blanket.
“Eat shit, Hairball.” She full-body shoved against his side and put him in a headlock, giving him a noogie.
“Ach!” Eric fell back, going to press his hands against her chest to shove her back — only to grab at a place he probably ought not grab. Flustered and frustrated, he growled, “Ye cunt! Get yerself off me or I’ll shove a cockroach down /yer/ throat!”
She laughed at his physical fumble, preparing to make fun of him until— “What. Did you. Call. Me.” If looks could kill, his head would have exploded. Instead, she more or less pounced him, grabbed one of his wayward hands… and bit him.
“OW! Ye bloody madwoman! Ge’ off!” Eric shouted. It took every ounce of his self control not to punch her in the nose.
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