“I jus’… wha’?!”

( art © to hanakotobawakodoku )

SOMEONE. C'mere an’ keep me warm. 

’m freezin’ my toes off. 

Moooornin’. 

(yaaaaawn) Mm… work…? Wha’ work? ’m stayin in bed.

Shameless Manwhorin' 

Tired of the same borin’ routine? Get bored often? Need a li'tle drunken banter? I’m yer man. 

Faffin’ about. 

T'day’s jus’ droned on. Gotta’ case fulla’ whiskey if anyone’s lookin’ to join me. Anyone’s welcome.

© OCTOMOOSEY