“Still convinced tha’ William T. Spears reproduces b’ asexual buddin’.”
“Can’ tell m’ otherwise.”
William doe'n’t actually fuck ‘round, does 'e? I mean, I can’ see 'im even gettin’ naked wi’ someone else, le’ alone doin’ the dir'y. Maybe instead o’ reproducin’ 'e jus’, y'know, does that a-sexual buddin’ thing. See a double William in th’ hall? Oh, don’ worry. ’s jus’ 'is “time o’ th’ month”.
M'rnin’ Starshine.
The Earth says: “Suck m’ dick.”
cafeduqitah whispered:
"how about I give you the remaining dime I have in my pocket to get you to make your strange red-headed friend go away. "

” ‘Fraid there’s nowt I can do about ‘im. I can’ even figure out ‘ow t’ get ‘im t’ buzz off. Thanks f’r th’ dime, though. Heh!”
FIRST PERSON TO CONTACT ME GETS A SPECIAL SOMETHIN’. … Not tellin’ what it is, course.
SO C'MON.
Booze.
GIVE IT T’ ME.
SOMEONE. C'mere an’ keep me warm.
’m freezin’ my toes off.
(( Giveaway!
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Heh. Ya’ really are a pussy.
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HMMM.
I feel like… it might be time t’ cause a li'tle chaos. An'one up to the challenge? Don’ worry. I don’ bite or an'thin’. … Not often, an'way.